The Potty Bomber gained this blessed name in the skies above the battlefields of the war between good-time goblins and e-Villa chinchillas where he volunteered as a bombardier on the side of the chinchillas

Although he was a fun hang, the Potty Bomber was an indubitably awful bombardier

Try as he might—and HARD he tried—he never once hit any of his ASSigned targets

Instead, much to the chagrin of his chinchilla superiors, each time he let one of those big ol’ bombs fly he invariably hit a portable potty

Even while flying high above the Party Jungle of Greater New Goblinland where nary a goblin, person, nor chinchilla could hope to find bathroom facilities, the Potty Bomber managed to hit nothing but portable potties inexplicably placed around every battlefield

You might call it a curse if it wasn’t so impressive and unintentionally pacifist

But of course this curious knack was of no use to the e-Villa chinchilla cause

And so, although the lot of them chinchillas were sad to see such a fun dude depart, the head of the e-Villa air forces ultimately asked our hero to give up this business of bombing and kindly leave, but not before bestowing upon him the now obvious moniker of the Potty Bomber

Solemnly and honorably, our hero the PB Jelly Man [yet another cool ass name that naturally spun off from the first of course] left on the first flight home, but the plane didn’t make it too far because—well nobody with a head set right on their shoulders would call the Potty Bomber accurate but goddammit if the man wasn’t consistent—the plane crashed straight into a portable potty near the double summit of Butt Mountain left there by representatives of a big ass energy corporation drilling for natural gas in a crack between the two summits who all tragically died when one of the them lit a match near the gas hole

Anyhoo the Potty Bomber survived the plane crash snafu and survived the waiting game too waiting on a rescue crew but he took a lil bit of Butt Mountain home with him—true—because one time when he went out foraging for food he got bit by a jitter bug dude

This lil bug pumped him full of dittiotic fluid infecting him with the Dittiotic Spottiotic Dopaliscious Disease so when he got back home the authorities didn’t let him go all the way home instead they quarantined him in a cold cell apart from all humanity, material goods, and art and told him to wait his turn to be judged before the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee